You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
