Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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