You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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