absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Found your dick twin last night
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
