Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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