We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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