Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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