any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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