she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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