Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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