no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.