That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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