Yo dont text me then not text me
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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