So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
