wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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