ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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