The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Also, beer. Big fan.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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