if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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