Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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