It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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