You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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