this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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