this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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