She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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