White coat. Heels.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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