The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
