where am i from again
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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