That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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