thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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