Buhtt sex?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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