You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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