Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
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