you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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