haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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