I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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