Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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