I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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