you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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