I wanna bring you to show and tell
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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