He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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