We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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