i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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