So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
