How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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