i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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