youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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