Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
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So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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