She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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