I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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