And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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