He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
