I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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