I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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