Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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