I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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