can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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