did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we're making bets on your personal life
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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