i wish peter jackson would direct porn
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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