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(239): View more from Florida

R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?

(402): View more from Nebraska

Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.

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(816): View more from Missouri

YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.

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(916): View more from California

Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.

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